You know what's real?

Do you even know if you’re reading this~?

I’m coming for you. Really, this time. I think we’re about done with all the games, don’t you think?

We have THEM on our side now, too. Bet you don’t even know what’s real anymore!

You know what IS real?

My ropes around your wrists and your neck.

My nails scraping the hair right off your scalp.

The roots growing in your lungs.

I hope you’re as strong as Blair was! Then it’ll last a really, really long time. <3

Funny girl!

You are SO FUNNY. Did you actually think you killed me? Or are you going COMPLETELY FUCKING NUTS?

Stupid Alyssa. Stupid Curtis.

I can’t wait to wreck you both like I did your little boy-girl-friend. <3

COME OUT, COME OUT

God, you two are SO BORING.

I’M WAITING.

COME OUT AND PLAY.

Fuck you, follow button!

Uggh I see you following me!

So I’m just gonna take the opportunity to say all the things EVERYONE wants to say to you, ALYSSA BARRETT.

You SHOULD be ashamed of all your slut tendencies, and screwing a GIRL you hate when you get all Mark-y?! Guh-ross. You should have gone to see Ruby, she’d take even better care of you than a doctor, you dumb blonde slut J

Also, when It was being tortured, Blair would scream and cry like a weak little baby, but It never screamed for you. Ambrose and Clara and Curtis, even that stupid horse, but not you.

What eeeelse?

Oh I know! We’re totally on our way. Not just me, I mean. And I don’t mind telling you because you are so beyond screwed, and not the way you like, whore~.

Okay bye! Hope those nightmares aren’t showing you EXACTLY what I’m gonna do to you. It’s not as fun if it’s not a surprise!

Confused! : (

Soooooo they have a friend, right? It’s SO confusing.

Like, their friend was supposed to be on OUR side, but now they think they took it all out? Can they even DO THAT?

WE’RE SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

I think I should go back and see what’s going on for myself.

A toast~!

We had a party at The Tower!

A toast to Blair’s death~! Hee~ and here I thought everyone LOOOVED Blair. Guess not! It was just the little sweetheart of stupid softies like the gay Archive-ditcher and the lesbi-whore.

I keep reading their blog. I think they like each other or are together or something. Isn’t that just so grossly cute?

You know what’s SUPER CUTE on couples?

MATCHING STUFF.

Their hair and ‘down there parts’ don’t match. And since one’s a dike, and the other’s gay, shouldn’t I fix that? Give them the Blair treatment?

I think so.

I should start matchmaking professionally!

STUPID BLOND

What does that blonde have that I don’t?!

I HATE HER STUPID PRETTY HAIR I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER

I’m going to make extra-extra sure that she knows what it’s like to be me. She’s going to be SO UGLY that ANY MAN WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME, INSTEAD OF HER.